shylabeouf:

actually my goal is to be a bitter, skinny woman who drinks her coffee black, always has her hair in a chignon in a black chanel suit and wears diamonds to breakfast while bashing everyone but nobody can say anything because i run the whole show

sundaymorningsunlight:

dyemelikeasunset:

Can we all just post this picture forever?

Reblogging This Forever

sassyasscas:

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

This was this was done in barbie the princess and the pauper outtakes and every time this happens in a barbie movie its hilarious.  

sithlordtennant:

moriartyse:

Did I leave the oven on?

SHIT.

Did I forget to tell Jawn i’m alive?

SHIT.

niggawitdreadz:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub

kiranwearsscienceblues:

thedoctorwillsaveme:

pigfarts-is-on-vulcan:

I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.

Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?

oh 

my

god

i think your cat has a crush

pax-arabica:

epiphanymuch:

myparallelgalaxy:

thereligionofpeace:

Read more: thelocal.fr

I’m OUTRAGED this is unbelievable

*sigh*

Look at the disgusting comments on that news piece.. look at the hatred and poison.

“Very good, one muslum less.
Muslims dont pity me.”

“She is lying. I bet her husband did this and she just wants to lie.”

They are literally defending baby killers. I cannot even fathom how low you need to be. And then you come at us with the BS about how Europe overcame Fascism and ideals of race superiority after WWII?

ozjih:

Genderbent Trio by ~emmilinne

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT