ϟ 37) The first time Minerva McGonagall seriously considered retiring her post was the day she read “Potter, James” off the first year roll again.
Just imagine that moment when Fred and George hear Remus and Sirius refer to each other as ‘Moony’ or ‘Padfoot’ and suddenly they realize that they are living with two of the creators of the Marauders Map, who just so happen to be Harry’s godfather and their old Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
hang on, wait a second
people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag
There are times when I honestly think this describes people who complain about youtubers and triggers.
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
Clintasha & Text Posts Part 2