tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
we could have had it all…and by ‘all’ i mean knowing their middle names
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS LISTEN UP
If you like dogs, have a dog, or happen to be a decent human being then please, please, PLEASE listen
Harlan are the UK’s last remaining breeders of beagles for use in experiments.
This company breeds beagles for the purpose of selling them to laboratories and universities and keep ‘donor beagles’
These dogs have their blood regularly drained and sold to laboratories and are subject to numerous experiments.
Some of these experiments include ‘toxicology experiments’ which entail the dogs wearing muzzles and being forced to inhale toxic substances such as cigarettes, bleach and oven cleaner.
If they aren’t killed during experiments, they’re eventually deemed useless and euthanised.
A former employee reported to the Sunday Times that these poor beagles:
• are being punched and kicked by employees
• have profanities shaved into their fur and their faces daubed with felt tips
• are kept in dirty, cramped pens
These beagles are born to endure such a high level of pain and suffering that they self harm, kill themselves or each other.
These beagles are being used in experiments because they are vulnerable and controllable and can’t make it stop.
If you’re a decent human being, please don’t just ignore this and bury your head in the sand because THIS IS HAPPENING TO PUPPIES RIGHT NOW and it takes less than 2 minutes of your time to bring them closer to seeing sunshine, breathing fresh air, going on walks and being loved and cuddled by someone who wants to take care of them
Please stop these poor dogs from suffering. They don’t have a voice to stop their pain and get help, but you do.
Please, be their voice, and sign here: PETITION
For more information: Click here
PLEASE SIGN THIS OK IT TAKES A FEW MINUTES AND EVERY SIGNATURE COUNTS.
finally a Merlin post that did not make me cry
I can just imagine Merlin walking down the halls of Hogwarts exclaiming, “And why does everyone keep using my name in vain?? ‘S weird!”
Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be